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FRIENDS
Bradlee: Let me first of all say that your alter-ego, Jo Ann (wife of trucker), is pretty amazing. "Gooses, Geeses, I want my geese to lay gold eggs for Easter...." Long live the QUEEN!!! Egads sister! Also that Oompa-Loompa lady brought her big bag of candy... it BETTER be filled with candy! "Stop it or I'll bury you alive in a box!" BILLY RAY CYRUS FOREVER!!!
Sarah: COMO Esta! Uh oh... I think I accidentally swallowed poison! CLARION!....Bluhhhhh! You smell... like meatloaf! Someone needs a good dose of SHUT UP!!! Stroke my foil. I love it when you talk quadratics! Please weigh your zucchini. We'll always be twin sisters... Shake it Sarah, shake it! (Go Colonel, go Colonel!) Beware of the angry alliance of angry and disgruntled (vocab 10 pts!) janitorial staff.
Lacey: Hey girl, I miss you sooooooooooo much! Life's aight, but you're still the sunshine of our grade. Haha, remember at your house with Bradlee, when I answered the phone?...
"Who is this?
...I don't know, I think I got the wrong number...
No, wait is Dennis there?
Oh, yeah, Lacey the phone's for you..."
Marge: Look at that obese pigeon....and that guy scratching his crotch.
"I'm losing my appetite...I was fine till they start talking bout blowing their nose and green...oh yeah, I can't eat this sandwich... it's so plain. And I wanted my tomatoes cut...and bring me my coffee!"
Haha, Bradlee's gonna get a disease from those mints off that disgusting ground!
Janet: Why do you hate that octopus so much? I look forward to our fat-lady cooking show that we plan to host in our golden years. Haha remember this:
Bob: "See, you need some sticks like Bill's got..."
Bill: (staggering like a drunk) "I ain't got sh**!!!"
Our last year B-Day Lunch Crew: You guys are insane, but we had some great times, didn't we! Let me just say, I still live in fear of "Slavemaster" (aka Markus) coming to get me...and Josh Meyer, too. Also, I'd like to wish Markus good luck designing strange women's clothing...and thank you for dragging me through that toxic waste-filled swamp!
Abby: HOLY D.... you know the rest! Hey, you are so nice...lol, so what are you doing hanging out with us? You are such a sweet girl, don't let us corrupt you! Haha, I think it's too late, after all remember that Super Bowl Party at Sarah's house, and Kate Mills' on Halloween!
Kate: Wao Wao Wao to you too. Egads, BORIS is amazing. Go for it Kate, but watch out for Bradlee, she a vicious one. Well, it looks like we need to break out the Anthrax brownies again...they never fail. Kate Mills, I know about your secret relationship with Mr. Clark... Long live SFU! MUFFINS!!!!
Everyone else: Hey, thanks for visiting my site, and if you are insulted that I did not mention you, or because I did, don't go plot my demise, just notify me.
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